Me 0, Feral Cat 1

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My dog kept growling at nothing in my bedroom for two days. Finally I looked under the bed to discover a small cat underneath. I don’t own a cat. My boyfriend chased it out from under the bed with a broom and it climbed on top of the bed. I grabbed it by the scruff. Big mistake. The cat bit me so many times I ended up in the hospital!

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Of All Places, Why There?

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Jazzy is a 3 year-old female long haired dachshund. Usually she hangs out in the bathroom to watch me when I’m on the throne, which is fine, I like the audience. This time while playing with my phone, I observed her jump into the bathtub and go behind the curtain. I thought nothing of it until she was struggling to get out, so I pulled back the curtain to discover that she had left a treat in the bathtub.

I have to commend her for sh*tting in the bathroom but in the tub? I guess it’s better than the carpet. I still had to pick it up though…

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