Years ago, I landed with 4 stray kittens, 3 being tabby’s. One morning, I woke up, looked at the bottom of my bed… The last thing I saw was a tabby kitten peaking up at me. The last thing I remember was holding my eye and going to the ER for a scratched eyeball. Luckily it just got the white part.
Alice Goat can eat your skirt while you’re wearing it, and you’d never notice – until the fabric all wet with goat slobber hits the back of your legs. She’s kind of a ninja goat.
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