We left for work and school one day and left our Mastiff/Pit puppy teenager in a kennel in my daughter’s [...]
Nom Nom Sandals
After a period of financial hardship, I decided to indulge and buy myself a new pair of sandals. They were [...]
That couch had 2 days till retirement
Lainey wasn’t too happy about wearing the lampshade after she got fixed, and that couch paid the ultimate price.
Submitted by: [...]
Everyone's a Critic
This is Murphy the ferret. He is three years old. After he
destroyed all of his Xmas toys (6-7 different things), [...]
Ozzy turning my box spring into his man cave
In the middle of the night I’ve heard weird things under my bed, this time I got under there and [...]
Splendor in the Grass
Every flower bed I have is smashed. Every one.
Submitted by: Anita
Came home to a garbage hurricane. By the look on his face he knew that he couldn’t blame it on [...]
Dirt and mud are unnaturally attracted to my white, golden-doodle Tobey. He can’t help it! It is obviously [...]
I was sitting on my bed watching tv and our Shorkie Duke jumped up to join me. I noticed [...]
Easter Hunger Games
Here are the Easter eggs that I made, complete with glitter! My husband and I went to see the Hunger [...]
Not extreme enough
The package said “extreme” and “toughest durable formula”. Clearly, Lainey has a much different definition of “durable”.
Submitted by: Allan Shifman
My Ability to Sleep in My Own Bed
I travel a lot for work. In the fall, I was away for about a month, and when I came [...]
Dizzy the Destroyer Strikes Again
Four hours alone and we came home to this…
Submitted by: Breanne
Cat making Brownies
Despite her small size I could prove this was the one who pushed the brownie pan off the counter. I’m [...]
Autumn wipes up!
Autumn was bored when we left for work – so she wiped up the yard with a Costco 12-pack of [...]
Kittens will eat anything, apparently
My 3-month old kitten pulled this earring straight out of my ear and ate it. He threw it up just [...]
An Avid Reader
Ziggy has good taste in books. When we came home, his tongue was grey with ink. I wonder where he [...]
Second time's a charm
Our dog Morrison was relatively well behaved until 12 years old. One day I came home to this. The wall [...]
Midnight Steamy Suprise
Who can top this one? I made his lazy behind get out of my bed and he got [...]
You mean it's not a bandana?
My daughter was at our house doing her laundry. I walked in the kitchen and saw her darling Daisy Mae [...]
What? I thought it was dog door!
The cat door was destroyed by a rescue bulldog …. Yaya thought that meant she had an ongoing open hole [...]
So you want to get a cat?
#1 This is the look I got from my cat when I checked to see what the noise was [...]
We love opening Christmas presents early Mom!!
This is what happens when I leave my precious two rescues Vida and Bear home alone with Christmas presents. They [...]
My Ability to Separate Laundry in PEACE!
As I’m separating the laundry, Winter decides to lay down in the pile of colored clothes. I assume he’s [...]
My laptop on Thaksgiving
We call these types of events “purranormal” activity. I was downstairs getting ready for us to leave for Thanksgiving [...]
Hi – love your web site! Last summer, UPS delivered a book to me via Amazon while I was grocery [...]
Meet pretty Phannie cat! And meet one of Phannie’s many scratching posts…my door frames!!!
Submitted by: Jennifer J Cullari
He's so dang PROUD of himself!!!
Seamus is about 5 months old and we really don’t know what breed he is, but at 43 pounds we [...]
Is There Something Stuck To My Paw?
When Buoy (12 lb. Yorkie) is quiet, be afraid….be VERY afraid!
Have to give him credit here though. If he [...]
My Dad’s Yellow Lab, Buddy loved his stuffed doll, affectionately known as Baby. That is until one day he [...]
Even Boys Can Be Pretty in Pink
He’s a pretty good boy but had an interesting week…after eating that pink high lighter he’s never been the same [...]
Hardware Engineer With Wings
Oodie the Alexandrine parakeet. He’s about 8mths old here…the forbidden stuff is always the crunchiest….they never tire of it, I’m [...]
Christmas Candle Chaos
This Victorian table came from my grandmother’s house and has sat in our foyer for nearly 20 years. It [...]
Oh no Hugo!
Hugo and Lola are our adorable but very naughty chocolate labs. Over the last 3 years they have eaten [...]
Lloyd ruins Christmas
‘Twas 17 nights before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the cats’ toy mouse;
Zelda Hates Christmas
So, I just went out and bought a 7ft Christmas Tree. I spent a fortune on decorations. I stand [...]
Death to Santa
My dog has this weird fascination with hard plastic. She will chew just about anything that has hard plastic [...]
These two tiny chihuahuas sleep in crates at night. I normally let them out every morning and they go straight [...]
For a while we had a phantom dropper of “dukies” on the carpet at night. Could never catch whom of [...]
Sherman LOVES Meatballs!
Sherman is a foster kitten that LOVES people food! He climbed up on the counter to knock off a [...]
Super Bowl Cake
Turned our backs for 1 full minute and more than half of the cake was destroyed by our silent pup.
Simple story. Door left open to kids room. Dog goes in room. Door gets shut, containing dog [...]
First Grade Halloween Treat Bags
I thought it was cute for my new shelter kitty to “help” with the treat bags my daughter and I [...]
The Bear Got Whacked!
I left the house for about ten minutes to run a quick errand. While away my foster dog Dutchess [...]
So long my loved futon
My futon was the piece of furniture that I loved most.
Some months ago I travelled to California for a business [...]
Wizard of Destruction
My corgi, Milo, was a very destructive puppy. Everyday when I came home from work there would be something new [...]
Happy Fun Ball Time
My 17 week old Mini Aussie puppy is a PRO at ruining balls. She seems to think that they are [...]
I Needed New Chaps Actually
Our Corgi mix and Heinz 57 have been cohorts of disaster previously, usually keeping the carnage to underwear and socks [...]
My Ability To See
I was running late one morning getting ready for work and couldn’t find my glasses. As I was searching through [...]
THE GUILTY PARTY
I used to leave SofieGirl in my friend’s apt restroom when we were out. Last time we were gone less [...]
I woke up to this hot mess the other day. Teddy knows nothing.
Submitted by: Janet
Dirt doesn't belong in a BAG!
Meet Ellie (aka. The Destroyer) and her brother Casper (aka. The Enabler). Their interests include: spreading soil on concrete [...]
The Ultimate Watch Dog
Chino loves keeping watch of what is going on around the neighborhood. He took it upon himself to make a [...]
(@^@% Hound Dog!
Mothers Day 2008
I get home at 1:30 am and Tucker is HYPER, running thru the house…I just let him tear [...]
Our little Peke-Pom “Mogwai” must have ran/played a little to hard in the yard. She came in and perched on [...]
Have a Seat
We know bunnies like to chew on things, but ours has ignored our leather recliner for the 5 years she’s [...]
Oh, has the postman arrived?
We have now since learned to keep the dog away from the post when we’re not in the house….
Submitted by: [...]
So much for Kitty Weight Watchers...
My darling Snack Pack has been on “Kitty Weight Watchers” since January. Every Saturday, my husband and I weigh her [...]
The Bulldog Throne
Our English Bulldog Jackson did not get his way when some friends of ours came over a couple weeks ago. [...]
Brand New Dvd
Our ten month old Bearded Collie is not a fan of Topher Grace I suppose..
Submitted by: Mary Jane
My Bank Account
$300 retainer, $90 computer chord, $400 kitchen table, wood work, countless bras and underwear, a baby gate, my white carpets [...]
More Sh*t My Puppy Ruined
7 month old Shih Tzu, Abby, takes her path of destruction outdoors. This poor shrub was unearthed and shredded [...]
Well, since EOG (pronounced WeeGee, say it fast, stands for “one eyed grey”) is blind in one eye, I think [...]
My Coffee Break
I was getting ready to go out and do laundry, and put the five dollars I was going to use [...]
My Dachshund, Natalie, looks rather proud of the hole she made that allowed her to crawl inside the sofa from [...]
My Dog, the Bottomless Pit
7 lug nuts, a sharp rock, and $5000 later, our puppy is as good (and mischievous) as new. In [...]
We’re lucky Cerberus does his business outside and not in the house. Unfortunately, our lawn can’t handle his toxic pee [...]
Enzo the Destructor
Enzo figured out how to open up our dry pantry cabinets and one day proceeded to drag out bags of [...]
Our mini blinds and privacy
The cats couldn’t see both in and out through the mini blinds. So they found a solution.
This is both the [...]
"I might be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it"
Tyson is mine and my boyfriends first puppy, aside from our 2 year old black lab Charlie. Tyson is [...]
NO! Not the BEER!
This box of beer was on my kitchen counter. It contained mostly empties, but also four full bottles. [...]
Not even ashamed of herself
Amilia, my one year old wiemaraner, has caused at least $2500 dollars of damage since I got her at 8 [...]
My dogs attempted to play checkers and Taboo one day. Realizing they didn’t have opposable thumbs, they destroyed both the [...]
Dachshunds vs. House
We decided to barricade their crate in the kitchen and block the opening. 8hrs later we came home to [...]
My parents adopted a 5 year old Basset Hound named Mac about a year ago. When they got him, he [...]
What do you mean you don't like it?
Tito was clearly bored today when I was at work.
Submitted by: Kasia
The Vet's Thank You Card
I got a nice thank you card for referring a friend and his new pup to my vet. The many [...]
I Said FETCH My Slippers!
Got some really nice house shoes for Christmas. Four months later, the dog woke me up from an after work [...]
What Used to Be My Bedroom Door
Hope is my little 3-legged 22 pound Bulldog / Termite.
I had to remove the door after this… Mind you, [...]
We left the cake to cool for a few minutes and thought it was well out of reach. We [...]
Farmers Market Day
This was the day that we learned that our newly adopted boxer could push her way out of her crate [...]
Claws Like Knives
The result of daily contact between my cat Fenya and our sofas. (Apologies for the Google translate, I do not [...]
After Lunch Nap
At this point my bedding as so many chewed holes that it’s purpose as a covering for warmth is seriously [...]
Apparently my male pug is a cross dresser, im not sure how he got these on, but it ruined my [...]
Ever think you need the legs of your jeans stretched? If so, just call me and Pepe will stretch them [...]
Puppy Fails at Making Pancakes
We happened to leave Abbey in the kitchen with the pantry door open. She got into not one but [...]
Our House & Savings Account
It’s going to cost us a lot more to move than we thought.
Submitted by: Andrea
Puppy vs. Hydrangeas
Our foster puppy Shep is teething and isn’t allowed to eat the furniture. So he just went ahead and ate [...]
Termites? Nope. Retrievers.
Guess they need more fiber in their diet. Don’t fall for the sweet faces. They’re literally eating us [...]
Stuffing Dog Cloud Chasing a Deflated Soccer Ball
My evening rant; A) Why do I bother to buy him new toys B) Because I NEEDED one more thing [...]
The Orange Destruction rests up after getting new ideas from your website.
Thanks a lot! 😉
Submitted by: Meg
The Bionic Tail
This is from one *thwack* of the tail by my Great Dane, Boomer. Photos and brick-a-brack on a table [...]
Puppy of Mass Destruction
My rescued boxer Mario is also widely known as the Puppy of Mass Destruction. No toy, shoe, package, loaf of [...]
preposTourist.com Photo Contest!
preposTourist.com is interested in seeing your funniest, most ridiculous and most incredible travel photos. For details about the photo contest, [...]
My husband had just finished a weekend of laying fresh sawd and putting flowers in our little patio backyard trying [...]
Our new rescue decided it would be fun to dig up a plant in our dining room. It didn’t [...]
Jaws of Steel
We came home to find a brown slime all over our bed and what appeared to be a ball of [...]
Please Remind Me That I Love My dog!
My husband and our 1 year old English Bulldog, Bubby took a nap together one day and Bubby woke up [...]
Regina Not So Spektor
Blue, the most human color!
Submitted by: Wlacrimosa
Lovely Lady went for a swim in the neighbor’s koi pond. The smell was gawd awful. One bottle [...]
She Murdered Her Bed
This is what I saw after getting out of the shower.
Submitted by: Jett
Caught in the Act!
Yep my girl Gidget smiles on command but this picture was taken after her dad put on his pants for [...]
A Busy Day for Peter Parker
Puppy can’t resist tearing up anything that isn’t tied down. This time a large box of paper recycling that was [...]
My/my brother’s flying squirrel, Squirrel-Faced Assassin (or just Squirrel Face), refused to go in her cage and instead decided to [...]
Must You Hump Me Too?
My pet ruined my dignity. Because watching me clean up the piss he sprayed all over the moulding is [...]
The first picture is Toby, the African Grey ruining the door.
The second and third pictures show the filing draws and [...]
Get Your Raffle Tickets Ready.....
Came home from work to find that the pup had a raffle drawing. Didn’t win.
A whole roll [...]
Facebook Caption Contest
Congratulations captions contest winners!
“Baby is a platter best served sleeping.” Submitted by: Melissa Haggarty – 12 Votes
The Dog Did What?!?!?!
My sister’s husbands car was in the shop. His mother-in-law let him borrow her van until his car was [...]
Mr. Kitty decided that since he’s no longer allowed outside, he would do the next best thing. He found a [...]
I thought this was a sac of flour so I snapped this picture. Actually, it was Aveeno oatmeal bath [...]
My Support System
Because she can sense monetary value, Kima selects my newest, most expensive bra as a chew toy.
Submitted by: KAO
So last week my girlfriend and I went in the local supermarket for 10 min. When we returned to our [...]
I Wonder Who Was in the Mud
Needless to say, it had just rained and our Husky loves to dig. We had literally just steamed our [...]
Apparently, we did not let our dog Abbie in from outside quickly enough for her liking and our front doormat [...]
My Dogs Like to Play Cranium
This is what I saw when I came home from a long day at the hospital.
Submitted by: Conley
Dresser Meet Floor
I was in the living room and heard a crash. I walked in and my “children” were surveying the [...]
First we made crazy socks. Then we lost the eyes. Daughter: “Mommy, there’s eyes in that poop.” Me: “Huh? Well, [...]
Dogs Have Cooties
Alfred did not appreciate the new addition to the family. Luckily, since this photo, he and Fran have become buddies
All I can say is, he is LUCKY it was me that came home, and not my husband. He would [...]
I stupidly had left my son’s birthday cake to cool without setting up a barrier system. Our Siamese kitten [...]
Resale Value of My House
The patio door and the culprit. So much for the resale value on my house.
Submitted by: Jenni
Red Clay Carpet
DO NOT leave your dogs unattended with a dog door after it rains!
Submitted by: Mel
Buster and Mister like to sleep in the linen closet. There are no hair free towels in our house.
Submitted by: [...]
My Bathroom Garbage
We couldn’t figure out which of our German Shorthairs was getting into the bathroom trash. I came home one [...]
Houdini Tunnels His Way to Freedom
We have 2 papillons, and one had to go to the vet. Because the other one can’t be trusted [...]
TV (and Car)
Our cats Leroy and Cheeseburger were chasing each other through the house and knocked over our television which was [...]
My mom had to drive and open the spout for the puppy to get air whenever the jar would fog [...]
Our chocolate lab Maggie, stuck in a pair of underwear. At least she didn’t chew a hole through these.
Lucy ruined movie night at home when she got into my only bag of popcorn.
Submitted by: Monica
“I didn’t ruin anything yet, but when I go back inside you can count on it.”
Submitted by: a snowed in [...]
Careful What You Ask For!
As I was laughing and posting a “shitmypetsruined” photo to my Facebook page, I heard a huge thud on [...]
I Think I Saw a Little Fish...
Of All Places, Why There?
Jazzy is a 3 year-old female long haired dachshund. Usually she hangs out in the bathroom to watch me when [...]
So Much For Yard Of The Year
This picture explains all.
Wrecking Crew Takes A Break
Anyone who has a boxer can appreciate this. I’m a volunteer fireman and was out of the house on [...]
Met Her in a Club Down in Old Soho
Lola thinks my couch is a giant chew toy! Its a good thing she is cute even if she is [...]
El Destructo Doberman
Angus has never met a toybox that he cannot empty completely within 30 seconds. He takes every dog toy, examines [...]
Gulliver and Oliver help themselves.
To all of the great pets on the site, as well as their loving families, Sh*t My Pets Ruined [...]
Dreaming of a White Christmas??
Abbott decided he would decorate for Christmas! He ripped up a large pillow, spreading the stuffing all around the Christmas [...]
Thanks Animal Planet!
Janet McCulley’s Daily Treat Blog on AnimalPlanet.com featured some of our favorite holiday-themed SMPR pics! Click the photo to check [...]
I Thought It Was Food!
Our boxer, Rudy, found out stucco doesn’t taste good, and it’s hard to remove from a wet nose.
Ferret vs. Dog Bed
Meet my ferret Zeus, he is a naughty critter. After bringing him home, I’ve renamed him Bad Santa. Zeus does [...]
She Scales It Like Everest
We rescued this adorable tabby and her brother about 2 months ago. Good freaking luck, she’s a climber. We [...]
I ran out to the store for 15 minutes and he got a hold of a box of pictures.
SMPR Photo Contest
In October, several site favorites from Sh*t My Pets Ruined were featured on an AnimalPlanet.com blog called The Daily Treat.
Sh*tMyPetsRuined wishes you all a wonderful holiday with family, friends and loving pets. Thanks for all of your contributions to [...]
Nothing plastic can be left out at any time, Remy jumped up on to the dining room table to get [...]
Vintage Pfister Lounge Chair
We had this vintage Pfister lounge chair for about a week…
My Game of Pool
We wanted to play a game, but felt too bad interrupting. And, she looked at us with very disapproving eyes [...]
My Dining Room
Our “perfect puppy” decided after she turned 1 year to chew on two dining chairs and remove the fringes [...]
Tinker Bella Destruction
My cats Tinker and Bella enjoy rough-housing all the time. Most pictures have Bella near the scene of [...]
$3 of Whiskey.
I guess he thought it was a toy holder…
My Son's Feet
The little guy (3 years old) handled it quite well – simply asking for a paper towel to wipe it [...]
After these cables were fixed, Maia ate them AGAIN. I suppose she didn’t like my music because she totally [...]
In an effort to get my cats to quit eating all of my house plants, I got them a [...]
Pencil Sharpener + Cuckatoo
Electric pencil sharpener + Sulphur Crested Cuckatoo
While staying at a friend’s place our puppy must have had a panic attack or just wanted more comfort [...]
Prince Charming won't be wearing a wedding ring
Prince Charming’s hand, chewed off by our almost 4-month old Chihuahua pup Toby.
Bernie, the Sandwich Bandit
He stole my dad’s lunch!
The Newest Book Critic
Dash, our Italian Greyhound-mix, has a taste for books. Especially if we are in the middle of reading [...]
This handmade pottery bowl – signed & dated by the artist – had been sitting peacefully on my coffee table [...]
Weim vs. $200 Indestructible Bed
This is a $200 ToughChew Indestructible Dog Bed by Orvis. They do offer a replacement if your dog “rips” [...]
Two $130 Soft-Sided Crates
The new puppy is cute but his is sooo destructive. Not only did he eat through his crate into [...]
My boyfriend and I have spent countless hours working on our first house together. The latest project was [...]
Golden Retriever vs.White Carpet
When I first saw it, I stood staring at it for about 10 minutes trying to figure out how [...]
Cat + Laptop
Think my cat was trying to tell me that I spend too much time online??
Submitted by: Lildawg
My pet ruined himself. Apparently he thought he could jump backwards off the recliner while running away from me. $700 [...]
4 Rolls TP
Four rolls of toilet paper.
Submitted by: Kylie