Dimorphic Predators

This is Murphy the ferret. He is three years old. After he
destroyed all of his Xmas toys (6-7 different things), he promptly
started in on MY gifts (which were INSIDE a half-zipped suitcase). I
had not even opened the DVD case yet!

He is not normally very destructive; this just goes to show that it
never pays to leave anything within reach of your pet, even a “well
behaved” one who almost always “goes on the paper”, shows no interest
in stealing “people food” and is never caught gnawing through
electrical cords or baseboards (former pet bunnies, I am looking at
ALL of you).

My next house is probably going to force me to have everything stored
at least four feet above the floor at all times…and even then, I am
probably hosed because I miss having cats around.

Submitted by: Lorelei

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My/my brother’s flying squirrel, Squirrel-Faced Assassin (or just Squirrel Face), refused to go in her cage and instead decided to chew through the lining of my hoodie pocket, fill it with nuts, and sleep in it.
She also enjoyed nibbling on the tops of all of my books, peeing on the wall, and gliding from ceiling height down onto my face while I was sleeping at night.
Definitely one of the coolest little animals I’ve ever had the honor of serving.

Submitted by: Rehality

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