Sh*t My Pets Ruined

My Ability to Sleep in My Own Bed

SMPR — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:02:14 +0000

I travel a lot for work. In the fall, I was away for about a month, and when I came back, my husband had decided that our two mini wirehaired Dachshunds, Sammy and Lila, no longer had to sleep in their kennel. They were now sleeping on the bed … on MY side of the bed. It was a week before we worked out the arrangements and I was able to get a good night’s sleep.

Now I’m away for several months, and Lila has taken to sleeping BETWEEN MY PILLOWS. There’s going to be a big fight when Mommy gets home.

PS A king-sized bed is not large enough for two adult humans and two Dachshunds, as it turns out.

Submitted by: Cindy Sadler

Dizzy the Destroyer Strikes Again

SMPR — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 14:20:50 +0000

Four hours alone and we came home to this…

Submitted by: Breanne

Cat making Brownies

SMPR — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:04:28 +0000

Despite her small size I could prove this was the one who pushed the brownie pan off the counter. I’m sure she hadn’t planned on sticking around and getting caught, but she couldn’t get down off the counter until I cleaned up all of the broken glass on the floor under her. (She was fine, not a scratch on her).

Submitted by: Barbara

Autumn wipes up!

SMPR — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:32:04 +0000

Autumn was bored when we left for work – so she wiped up the yard with a Costco 12-pack of paper towels!!

Submitted by: Regina

Kittens will eat anything, apparently

SMPR — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:27:11 +0000

My 3-month old kitten pulled this earring straight out of my ear and ate it. He threw it up just before having emergency surgery. I didn’t really want it anymore.

Submitted by: Julie

An Avid Reader

SMPR — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:28:04 +0000

Ziggy has good taste in books. When we came home, his tongue was grey with ink. I wonder where he gets the urge to destroy from…? Oh yeah, his brother! Once, his brother Baxter ate a highlighter and destroyed a roll of toilet paper.

Submitted by: Tabby

Second time’s a charm

SMPR — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:48:50 +0000

Our dog Morrison was relatively well behaved until 12 years old. One day I came home to this. The wall between the laundry room and the garage was torn out and strewn across the house. We promptly cleaned it up and fixed the wall. Less than a week later he tore it out again.

Submitted by: Rebecca

Midnight Steamy Suprise

SMPR — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:06:21 +0000

Who can top this one? I made his lazy behind get out of my bed and he got mad and left me a steamy surprise. His aim was perfect and no one can convince me this was not done on purpose. I’m here to tell you dogs can be extremely sensitive and can and will take revenge. I guess he got the last laugh after all. Grrrr…….

PS. I’m plotting a little bit of my own revenge right now!

WARNING! Gross Content - click to view »

Submitted by: Betty

You mean it’s not a bandana?

SMPR — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:04:46 +0000

My daughter was at our house doing her laundry. I walked in the kitchen and saw her darling Daisy Mae with a bandana around her neck. I thought, “that’s weird, Sabrina won’t ever let me put a bandana or anything on Daisy”. I looked closer & discovered it was my daughter’s thong! Apparently Daisy was trying to help her with the laundry! Couldn’t resist putting up the second pic of her from 2 years ago when she was just 6 weeks old

Submitted by: Teri Wilson

What? I thought it was dog door!

SMPR — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:39:50 +0000

The cat door was destroyed by a rescue bulldog …. Yaya thought that meant she had an ongoing open hole for entry and exit. My husband put in the new door, leaving a few screws loose for fitment purposes… Yaya decided that this catdoor was just NOT going to deter her ingress/egress. She’s gotta contract, dammit!

Submitted by: Heather Wood