Herself (and my appetite)
Our normally crated dachshund puppy, Penelope, had to spend one week locked in the bathroom after being spayed. While she destroyed the bathroom every day, cleaning the poop from between the layers of her cone was the worst. How did she even do that??
My puppy skipped right to the chase. Apparently, she wanted to be efficient and skip the middleman. Oy!
Does Anybody Have a Pen?
This is Alli-Gator-Hator (Alli) my English Bulldog, who ate many, many things (shoes, pillows, blankets, basketballs, footballs) and even claimed a very expensive chair for herself, kicking a hole in the fabric and removing stuffing to make a hole for her legs to comfortably stretch out. In this picture I came home to find she had destroyed a blue ink pen and left paw prints all over my hardwood floors, furniture, doors…but she was really too cute for me to be mad at!! (and she had recently found herself under attack from yellow jackets for exploring the buzzing noise, still bearing the welts).